Step 1: Have ideas for blog posts all week, but simultaneously not have time to write and forget said ideas the moment you do.
Step 2: Eat lots of junk food that makes your fingers all nasty so you can’t possibly type without punishing your laptop both cruelly and (not at all) unusually.
Step 3: Watch a Parks & Recreation marathon with your roommate. Then keep watching after she leaves to do productive things.
Step 4: Work on your latest term paper. (Haha jk eat more Cheetos.)
Step 5: Make weird faces
until you’re really tired of until it no longer seems reasonable to keep making weird faces.
Bonus points if someone walks in on you doing this.
Plot Twist: By sharing tips for how to procrastinate writing a blog post, write a blog post. (High five.)