Is everyone around you getting sick? Whether it’s allergies or the plague, we’ve all been there. Here’s how to avoid coming down with the ailment of the week.
Step One: Take so many anti-sick things your body becomes a fortress of health only the boldest of bacteria could breach.
Step Two: Lead an active and healthy lifestyle, because what doesn’t kill ya kills the germs.
Step Three: Get at least seven hours of sleep a day. (I’d say a “night,” but let’s be honest, I nodded off multiple times during lectures this week and you had better bet I’m counting those accidental naps towards my total.)
Avoid stress. Lolol jk college.
Step Five: Resolve yourself to the fact that at some point, no matter what you do, you’re going to get sick anyway.
If you aren’t feeling well either right now, I hope you get better soon.
In the meantime, my allergies and I have a date with decongestant.